Monday, February 10, 2014

My Hang Ups


OK, what's the deal with hangers? All I have to do is open my closet and some article of clothing will kamikaze right off of a hanger without me even touching it. On the other hand, if I want to get an empty hanger out or if I need to pick a hanger up off the floor (every day), that hanger will stick to anything and everything like the world's best round of the  Barrel of Monkeys game. Today I tried to pick up a fallen hanger and somehow it hooked up and around the hem of my pants and locked in. I picked up my leg and that hanger was white knuckling my hem. I put my foot back down and tried to get better balance for the unthreading procedure and my other foot got stuck inside the hanger. Next I knew the game had changes from Barrel of Monkeys to Pogo stick riding and then to a failed Houdini trick. I seriously almost broke my neck doing this. I did break the hanger. Who designed hangers, Satan? I tell you what, design a better hanger system and you will be rich.ed to pick up a fallen hanger and somehow it hooked up and around the hem of my pants and locked in. I picked up my leg and that hanger was white knuckling my hem. I put my foot back down and tried to get better balance for the unthreading procedure and my other foot got stuck inside the hanger. I seriously almost broke my neck doing this. I did break the hanger. Who designed hangers, Satan? I tell you what, design a better hanger system and you will be rich.ed to pick up a fallen hanger and somehow it hooked up and around the hem of my pants and locked in. I picked up my leg and that hanger was white knuckling my hem. I put my foot back down and tried to get better balance for the unthreading procedure and my other foot got stuck inside the hanger. I seriously almost broke my neck doing this. I did break the hanger. Who designed hangers, Satan? I tell you what, design a better hanger system and you will be rich.ed to pick up a fallen hanger and somehow it hooked up and around the hem of my pants and locked in. I picked up my leg and that hanger was white knuckling my hem. I put my foot back down and tried to get better balance for the unthreading procedure and my other foot got stuck inside the hanger. I seriously almost broke my neck doing this. I did break the hanger. Who designed hangers, Satan? I tell you what, design a better hanger system and you will be rich.ed to pick up a fallen hanger and somehow it hooked up and around the hem of my pants and locked in. I picked up my leg and that hanger was white knuckling my hem. I put my foot back down and tried to get better balance for the unthreading procedure and my other foot got stuck inside the hanger. I seriously almost broke my neck doing this. I did break the hanger. Who designed hangers, Satan? I tell you what, design a better hanger system and you will be rich.